Thursday, December 2, 2010

Hot mess of the week

I get a kick out of celebs [or in this case, a non-celeb who gets 15 minutes of fame for being trashtastic] being complete hot messes. I find it thoroughly entertaining, albeit sad, when these people who have all the money in the world find it necessary to behave like total vagrants.

This week's honor goes to Amber Portwood of Teen Mom fame. MTV, you are quite adept at bringing out the absolute worst in people. Bravo for creating fascinating television!

But anyway, this chick is OUT OF CONTROL.

Exhibit 1:

You wish you had this tattoo, don't you? I know you're contemplating tearing yourself away from your computer screen to obtain one right this minute.

Beside the fact that this tattoo is tacky, it's CREEPY. Her daughter is actually an adorable little girl who I feel immensely sorry for. This piece of body art makes her look like Satan's spawn. Or maybe it is just trying to portray how the poor tot feels about her wackjob mommy.

Exhibit 2:

Violence! Sure, Gary is an uneducated, overweight slob, but that did not give her the right to go all ninja figher on him in front of their daughter. Girlfriend has even had charges pressed against her for these antics.

I could probably making a running list of all the times Amber has displayed her clearly unstable emotions on screen, but I just don't have that kind of time.

Exhibit 3:

Drugs! While I don't have photographic representation of this, I can tell you that Perezhilton has informed me of her alledged addiction to prescription drugs. Oh, great. Glad she was given custody of her child back!

In conclusion, Amber Portwood, proponent of unsightly tattoos, bouts of rage, and drug addictions, is a certified HOT MESS. May she forever be immortalized alongside Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Ke$ha.

*On a completely unrelated note, did y'all know that Sarah Palin has her very own TV show? This was news to me as I sought out post-work tube entertainment yesterday. I made sure to change the channel before it came on, as I was not in the mood to be horrified by stupidity. But seriously. WHY?!

1 comment:

andrea said...

At first glance, I thought you wrote "behave like total vaginas" as opposed to vagrants. To-may-to, to-mah-to, I say.

Also, Amber Portwood, I hate you possibly even more than I hate Farrah Abraham.


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