My eagerly awaited three day weekend commences in t-minus 7.5 hours.
Thanks for gaining your independence, America!
I will celebrate you in this manner:
|I'm so sexy in my flag ball gown and classy dyed hair.|
Seeing as how I'm going home to San Antonio this weekend, how appropriate that this character is wearing an American flag while standing in front of the Alamo!
I think it would take several strong drinks to ever convince me to celebrate the 4th by traipsing around in front of the Alamo in this kind of get up.
But for humor's sake, just imagine that this is what I'll be doing this weekend.
I hope everyone enjoys this 4th of July weekend and eats copious amounts of hot dogs, hamburgers, and ice cream.
'Cause that's how we do it in Amuuuurica!