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In about 16 hours, the biggest event in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD will occur.
Ok, so I exaggerate.
But seriously, for an anglophile like myself, this is HUGE.
I cannot wait to witness [later in the evening on my trusty DVR] the marriage of Prince William to this woman who I love/hate. What will her dress look like? Will she go for young and chic or royal and elegant? What will the guests wear? How many huge hats will we be able to count? How many members of the royal family will we perceive to be drunk? How hot will Harry look?
So many things to look forward to!
Call me a sap, but I can't wait for their kiss on the balcony. I'll be sure to have many tissues at the ready.
Why, oh why, can't I be British?