That is a baby seal.
On a couch.
Why is there a baby seal on a couch, you might ask.
Apparently it went from the bay it lived in, across a road, through a dog door of a random person's house, UP SOME STAIRS, and onto this couch.
I wish something like this would happen to me.
Except there is absolutely no chance of that, seeing as how there are no seals anywhere remotely near Texas [except at Sea World and zoos].
Found in this article.