The world's most perfect t-shirt

If you know anything about me, you'll realize that this shirt was probably created with me in mind.

I snapped it up immediately and can't wait for it to arrive so I can wear it every single day.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree...and cats

I present to you, our Christmas tree:

And I present to you, our Christmas tree + me + my cats because it's not Christmas without a portrait with your "children."

Christmas gift for a crazy cat lady

What does it say about me that I want these cosmetics?

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Insert lyrics to Taylor Swift songs here

I mentioned I was going to the Taylor Swift concert on Saturday night.

It was a good time.

BUT.

She played about 90% slow songs.

Slow songs + really long concert = sleepy Alex.

But then...

Nelly suddenly appeared on stage as a special guest.

I think that greatly pleased all of us over the age of 20.

Trust me, there weren't many of us.

The view from our suite.

She was right below us on this little spinning tree thing.



Oh hey, Nelly. Makes perfect sense that you're at a Taylor Swift show.



You may already know this, but Taylor Swift has a Scottish Fold kitten named Meredith.

I know this because she tweeted pictures of her.

I was hoping she'd bring her out on stage.

Crazy cat lady, I know.

Unrealistic animal on my wish list

This is a Pallas Cat kitten.

And I want one.

My life wish list looks something like this:

1. Frye boots

2. Louis Vuitton Speedy 35

3. Pallas Cat kitten

4. Michael Kors watch

5. Tory Burch flats

6. Sand Cat kitten

7. David Yurman ring to match my bracelet

8. Baby squirrel

Notice the outlyers?

Curiosity killed the cat...or slashed up my arm. Whatever you prefer.

Sometimes, my love for all cats lands me in situations like this:

What I learned this weekend:

Do not pick up sweet stray cats. They hate cars and will use their wolverine-like claws on you when vehicles pass by.

Will this stop me from petting/picking up any stray cat I have access to? No. But it has put me out of commission for a couple of weeks at least.

Keyboard Cat Christmas!!!

I am fully aware that I'm a little Keyboard Cat obsessed, but how could I NOT post this??

Meowy Christmas!!

Yeah, I went there.

Yeah, I might be a crazy cat lady...

You know I love Keyboard Cat.

I am not ashamed!!

Here is his latest video.

Why does this make me laugh uncontrollably??

You're welcome.

Thank you, Andrea, for sharing this with me!

Cat merch!

I need these now!

I'm such a crazy cat lady.

Keyboard Cat

I have returned from the skiing extravaganza in Steamboat Springs, CO. Pictures will arrive when I am back at home tomorrow. Until then, here is my new favorite video. It is silly, but I cannot stop laughing at it. Meow.