Apparently age 26 is when all your friends get married.
I attended a whopping 10 weddings this year and was in three.
Let's break it down, shall we?
February
Cath & Quinton
[extra points for this one being in Australia]
[extra points for this one being in Australia]
March
Courtney & Jake
May
Rebecca & David
June- what I like to refer to as the wedding double header. One weekend. Two weddings. Two bridesmaid dresses.
Emily & Ben
Swampy & Neeraj
July
Taylor & Mark
August
Sarah & Comeaux
September
Kassie & Zack
October
Marjory & Matt
November
Jordan & Zach
Clearly I should go into a new career field...professional wedding guest! Trust me, I have it down by this point. And even more...I actually love going to weddings.
I admit it.
Free food, free booze, lots of embarrassing dancing in which I'm usually the first one out on the floor, CAKE, and even a competitive ritual in which women fight each other to the death for a bouquet of flowers.
Oh, you don't take bouquet tosses that seriously? Pardon me.
Oh and happiness and love and all that, of course.
Now I have a break...until February.
3 comments:
Ummm...you forgot me & Kyle!!
I love that because of you I feel like I've been to loads of weddings too! I'm now past the wedding age and have moved on to the baby shower age :)
dude you are the guest supreme! all my friends got married at 26 too which is totally the reason i didn't...yeah, that's why.
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