The scene: A large meeting room, cleared of chairs.
The person: Yours truly, plus other employees ranging from middle age to old men
The situation: Bending over [we're talking hands touching the ground here] to "shake my booty," as a form of exercise. Directly in front of said old men.
1. It was free.
2. It's my favorite form of exercise [Zumba, not shaking my ass for old men].
3. I sweated more than I ever have in my life.
4. Today I can barely walk.
5. Maybe those old men were having a really bad day and seeing women do mildly stripperish moves perked them up. But not like that. Okay, maybe like that. But I hope not. This has gone too far. Goodbye.