Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Zumba...or that time I had to sexy dance in front of old men



The scene: A large meeting room, cleared of chairs.

The person: Yours truly, plus other employees ranging from middle age to old men

The situation: Bending over [we're talking hands touching the ground here] to "shake my booty," as a form of exercise. Directly in front of said old men.

Ew.

Takeaways:
1. It was free.
2. It's my favorite form of exercise [Zumba, not shaking my ass for old men].
3. I sweated more than I ever have in my life.
4. Today I can barely walk.
5. Maybe those old men were having a really bad day and seeing women do mildly stripperish moves perked them up. But not like that. Okay, maybe like that. But I hope not. This has gone too far. Goodbye.

10 comments:

Meg O. said...

OMG. Hilarious!!!

Kelly Marie said...

hahah this cracked me up!

Ashley Sloan said...

Oh my gosh I hear ya! I LOOOOOVEEEE Zumba and there is always guys in the back watching all of the girls shake it! Totally had experiences like this before and I just try to ignore the men...and then it's fun! :)

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ashleyshari2010 said...

Ahh that is my least favorite move in zumba...I always pretend I have a bad back or something and opt out. But the rest of the class is fun!!

Sara Louise said...

I really wish I had a Zumba class near me. For now I'll have to stick to dancing around my house in front of my dog to burn calories :-)

andrea n. townsend said...

Alex, you're so weird. I like you. :)

sherri lynn said...

So funny! I've always wanted to try Zumba - exercise that is fun? I'll take it!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

ahahaha- I used to teach Zumba and I know how hard it is!

Pretzel Thief said...

RUH ROH! Old man pervert alert! Tee hee hee...

And yes, Zumba (or "zumba-lumba" as my besties and I call it) is all kinds of awesome and a killer workout. I haven't been in ages, though, because I'm a lazy, no-good piece of lazy scheisse! ;-)

In my defence, it's winter here now! (Waaaaahhhhh.)

kiss said...

LOVE ZUMBA! It's my drug, I'm just high on life after it. And I should be getting paid for how much I sweat :)

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