Monday, January 13, 2014

27

I turned three years to 30 on January 3. 

By the way, I think when I hit 30 I will just keep celebrating 27. It seems like a good idea.

I celebrated with food, friends, and cocktails. So basically it was perfect.

Throughout the day I was overwhelmed by the generosity of my friends. From flower and cupcake deliveries to cat themed presents, I was spoiled by these amazing people on my special day. 

I sure am going to miss them!






Friday, January 10, 2014

Cheers to 2014!

 I'm about 9 days late, but Happy New Year!

I did it big for New Year's 2013 by going to a big party in downtown Houston with a fun group of friends. 

Open bar, taco buffet after midnight, dancing like a idiot, and a disco ball dress [courtesy of Rent the Runway- such a great company]..what more could I ask for?






Thursday, January 9, 2014

The last American Christmas

On this, my last American Christmas [for a while, at least], I asked that thing be as Christmasy as possible. 

Beautiful tree. Check.
Fully decorated house. Check.
Cold weather. Check-ish. It's Texas. 
Christmas cookies galore. Check check.
Giant Christmas lunch. Check check check.

There was also the annual Fab Four Christmas gathering, a short-lived stint with a very difficult puzzle, and a whole lot of laying around watching Son of Anarchy.

Side note: If you've never watched this, do it NOW. I got addicted reallll fast.

Most importantly, I got to spend a lot of time just hanging out with my parents and enjoying all the happiness that comes with Christmastime.


So, I was quite pleased with my Christmas of 2013.




Friday, December 20, 2013

Adieu to what I shall deem the busiest year ever


2013 by the numbers:

2 bouquets caught
3 bachelorette parties
5 continents
7 business trips
9 countries
10 weddings
33 weekends spent NOT in Houston

It was a year of travel and a year of weddings...and sometimes traveling for weddings.

I was busy, exhausted, broke financially challenged, and loved every second of it.

In a year where I lived out of my suitcase more than my closet, I feel like I really started to come into my own. This year, more than any other, I feel like I've embraced who I am and really owned it.

With a giant move coming in March, I'm glad that 2013 was spent celebrating so many friends and making such lasting memories.



2014...expat life in Australia. Let's do this!

Monday, December 2, 2013

Alex Maldonado- Wedding guest extraordinaire!



Apparently age 26 is when all your friends get married.

I attended a whopping 10 weddings this year and was in three.

Let's break it down, shall we?


February

Cath & Quinton
[extra points for this one being in Australia]


March

Courtney & Jake 


May

Rebecca & David 


June- what I like to refer to as the wedding double header. One weekend. Two weddings. Two bridesmaid dresses.

Emily & Ben 

Swampy & Neeraj 


July

Taylor & Mark 


August

Sarah & Comeaux 


September

Kassie & Zack 


October

Marjory & Matt 


November

Jordan & Zach


Clearly I should go into a new career field...professional wedding guest! Trust me, I have it down by this point. And even more...I actually love going to weddings. 
I admit it.
Free food, free booze, lots of embarrassing dancing in which I'm usually the first one out on the floor, CAKE, and even a competitive ritual in which women fight each other to the death for a bouquet of flowers. 
Oh, you don't take bouquet tosses that seriously? Pardon me.
Oh and happiness and love and all that, of course.

So there we have it folks, wedding guest of the year!

Now I have a break...until February.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

An Alex approved workout

This post brought to you by the gluttonous week of Thanksgiving. Think of it as inspiration!

Anyone who knows me is aware of my disdain for exercise. 
A nice, five mile jog? Nope.
Long sessions at the gym? I'm lucky if I make it 20 minutes.
Dreams of running a half marathon or any comparable distance? Now that's funny.

I exercised, but only out of necessity [and many times, really half assed]. After all, I do live in one of the top culinary hot spots in the U.S.

BUT THEN. But then.

Along came Pure Barre.

Via


I'd heard whispers of this mystical barre workout, along with others such as The Barre Method, Cardio Barre, Define, etc., and it definitely caught my attention due to my childhood spent dancing [badly].

When I first heard about this holy grail of exercise I was several months deep into an outdoor boot camp that met three times a week. 
It was hot.
It was dusty.
There were too many repetitions.
Hatred filled my soul.

So when a Living Social deal came up for two weeks of unlimited Pure Barre, I snapped it up immediately and planned to transform my body before my big work trip to Singapore. 
Let's say I was taking preventative measures for the mass quantities of food I knew I'd be ingesting.

I was excited but nervous before my first class. Thoughts ran through my head.
"Shit. I need to buy some Lululemon pants ASAP."
"This workout is so expensive. I'm going to be the poorest person there."
"I wonder how bad my turnout sucks now?"
"There's no way it can be THAT hard."

My first class arrived.
I bought Lulu pants to make myself feel better.
And it really was that hard.

Like really hard.
My body hurt in places I didn't know could hurt.

BUT I LOVED IT!
What?!?! I loved a form of exercise?! The sky must be falling!!

I took advantage of my two weeks and attended eight classes. After only THREE of those eight classes I saw muscles starting to form on my arms [where previously none resided] and a bit of definition in my abs. 
Say what? 
To say I was impressed and mystified over my results, then depressed over the real cost of the classes once my deal ran out was an understatement. 

Then I went to Singapore, ate all the things, and wondered how much of my hard work I had ruined. 
I only had one choice: buckle down, stop being notoriously cheap, and buy a membership.
Lucky for me, the studio was running a back to school special and I was able to get a good deal on three months of unlimited classes, which is where I am now.

Since that first foray into Pure Barre back in July, I have taken almost 50 classes. 
I go 4-5 [sometimes 6...but my body kind of hates me after] times a week, which may seem like a lot, but GUYS. The results. 
The motto "Lift, tone, burn" is taken very seriously. 
I have definitely done all three of those things, though there is still much work to be done. 

Most importantly, though, I LOVE IT. I actually WANT to go to class! 
Yes, some days I'd rather go home and lay on my couch or have a margarita or three, but I've somehow managed to make this a very regular part of my daily routine while still having time for my usual social activities. 

It definitely never gets easier, but I recognize that my body is getting stronger and I feel good about myself after every class.
I've reclaimed a lot of the flexibility I lost when I quit dancing, which makes for great party tricks.
Kidding.
Maybe.

My three months are ending soon, so I'm hoping Santa Claus brings me another three month package to sustain me before I move.
Slash I'm going to need these classes even more after I eat everything in sight over the holidays.

Is anyone else out there a Pure Barre junkie?
Have any questions?
If anyone is interested I could do a run through of a typical class accompanied by my witty commentary. 

So after all this talk of exercise...Happy Thanksgiving! May you eat all things delicious in very large quantities! :)


This post was in no way sponsored by Pure Barre. These are my own opinions on a class that I just really happen to love!



Friday, November 8, 2013

Happy Friday...from two baby BFFs


Blue Ivy and Knorth West would like to wish you a very happy end of the week! 

These were our very last minute Halloween costumes that no one understood until we explained them. We thought they were pretty clever though!

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