Celebrity splitsville

Ok seriously, Hollywood. What gives??

My thorough celebrity stalking via Perez Hilton and devout following of People Magazine on Twitter has made me aware of two major celeb-world splits this week.

 

1. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

I must admit that I abhor High School Musical [surprsing coming from a gal who loves Vampire Diaries and the Gossip Girl books, right?] and almost died when I was once forced to watch it by a former roommate. *cough*Taylor*cough*

So I'm not torn up by this at all. It is of note simply because they were together for about 4 years and were the stuff that teeny bopper's dreams were made of.

Now I'm sure there are masses of cougars and tweens alike who will make it their life's mission to obtain the Zefron by any means possible!

Hudgy bear, I wish you and your nudie pics luck.

 

2. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds

Why celbrity gods, WHY?

These two were born to procreate, and should have been given the chance to!

Sure, her voice annoys me and her acting is basically the same in everything she does, but deep down I kind of like her.

And he...well, he was just named People's Sexiest Man Alive. 'Nuf said.

But most importantly, I actually liked them together. They were low key and didn't flaunt their romance all over the place like a lot of stars do.
Le sigh.

Who's next? Will and Jada? Tom and Katy?

I should start placing bets on these kinds of things...