Get funky with your rain dance

I'm not one to blog about weather.

I mean, that's boring.

But, I have a request:

Please do a rain dance for Texas.

Right now we look like this:

Everywhere.

Houston is covered in a blanket of smoke today.

When I walked out of my apartment, it smelled like someone was having a giant BBQ.

No bueno.

I'm not asking for a hurricane, which would be the norm this time of year, but a torrential thunderstorm might do the trick.

East Coast, send some of your rain this way. We can help each other out!