All my Friday brain can produce is this list of random things that may or may not be funny or interesting

Happy Friday, blog world!

Want to know what I've been doing at work this week? Aside from falling asleep on my keyboard yesterday, I have been converting almost 700 [if there was a way to capitalize numbers, I would certainly do that right now] Word documents into PDF. Take a minute to wrap your brain around that. At least you have a brain. I fear mine has turned to complete mush after such a mindless task. In my apartment, my college degree is sobbing.

Anyway.

Here is a little listy of items that have been occupying my mush brain/shennanigans I have been up to as of late:

1. Devising ways to get famous. I'm one of those types who secretly YEARNS to be famous and get constant attention. Cat's out of the bag. Fame-attaining ideas this week have included: Caroline and I capturing the Bronx Zoo Cobra and formulating a kick ass plan to make the Houston Rockets a top notch basketball team again. Both would undoubtedly secure us instant fame and appearances on morning talk shows.
2. Last night I was forced to walk a mile down a busy street in Houston all by my little lonesome. In a fairly short skirt. And red lip gloss. Fret not, I have not decided to take up a side job as a woman of the night. As it happened, I grew tired of the less-than thrilling Aggie Happy Hour I had been at with boy bff. Not one for patience, I decided to take the situation into my own hands. A mile later I found myself at the home of Courtney and Caroline, where I ate half a pan of brownies and we watched the musical Grey's Anatomy.
3. With that in mind: margaritas, pizza, and half a pan of brownies is obviously the dinner of champions.
4. Thoughts on musical Grey's Anatomy? Did anyone else giggle every time Owen opened his mouth to sing? We wached with bated breath in anticipation of Christina Yang's musical debut. I think we were all a little relieved when it never happened. Had she belted out in song, I don't know if I could have ever looked at her the same way again.
5. Also Grey's related, tiny, barely viable fetuses frighten me.
6. A large portion of my workday on Monday was spent reading through my "sent" email folder. Oh boy, what a treasure trove that was. So many revelations and embarrassments. For one, I found that I was a much better, wittier writer pre-21. Secondly, it showed me how DIFFERENT I am today. Not fundamentally, but I certainly have grown up and had key life experiences. Not to mention, I completely gave up on what used to be my ultimate career aspirations. Third, I was disgusted to see how long I let a certain effed up relationship carry on. Time/date stamps don't lie, y'all. Fourth, many smiles/giggles were had over reading emails that helped develop a couple of my very closest friendships today.
7. I am completely food motivated. Sad, but true. Or maybe not so sad? Those that follow me on twitter may recall a certain gem from yesterday that exemplifies this statement. Even my best friends judged me for it. [and no this does not involve any sexual favors, drugs, alcohol, bribery, or anything else remotely illegal]
8. Ginger boyfriend comes to Houston this weekend. Our schedule is full of food [duh], movies, relaxing times, and several celebrations to partake in.
9. I really want to make this list go to 10 because I have OCD tendencies and leaving it at some random number such as 8 will make me feel wonky the rest of the day.

You're welcome.

Have a lovely weekend, friends!